Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
Niall: You're so beautiful.
Harry: What?
Louis: Who?
Zayn: Me?
Niall: No, her.
Liam: Who?
Niall: The girl who's reading this right now.